Ingredients:
• One way ticket to Mexico
• 50-liter backpack
• D90 Nikon camera, custom made straps plus 4 lenses
• Mini tripod
• Iphone
• 40 GB of smooth operator music
• Military Iron USB key with self-destructive capabilities
• Space blanket
• A pack of condoms
• 86 GB of portable memory
• All-inclusive slick gadget that houses flashlight, compass, thermometer, and a whistle
• Cargo pants, jeans, 3 t-shirts, 3 pairs of quick dry undies, 3 pairs of smart wool socks, bathing suit, shorts, head bandana, rain coat, fleece, gore-tex shoes, and sandals
• Compress sack for clothes
• Blue, pink and brown UV sunglasses
• 50 SPF sunblock
• Highly concentrated blue liquid to wash everything from your teeth to your shoes
• 100 deet all bugs repellent including “El Hombres”
• Dog repellent (aka mace)
• Silk liner to prevent bedbug bites
• Quick drying and absorbent towels
• Earplugs
• Inflatable travel pillows
• Money pouch
• Master locks
• Small waterproof bags (aka zipplock)
• Hair brush, tooth brush, tooth paste, deodorant
• 100 tampons (Cubans use cotton balls)
• Wipes and sanitizer
• Band-aids
• Eye drops
• Hair scissors
• Shit load of pills for when shit goes down
• Shinny lip balm
• Guide books for Mexico and Cuba
• “The girl with the dragon tattoo” book recommended by Mark
• Journal and two blue pens
• Some money
• Immunization record
• Wedding band (Play along.. I am married with three kids that are meeting me in the next town)
…Ohh shit and we almost forgot our passports
Directions:
Put everything into the backpack. Close it tightly
open in a new life
Tips:
Use ingredients wisely. Pase yourself…
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Good luck fitting ALL that into the backpack 🙂
oooh yeah, only one pack of condoms??? wtf? celibacy? good luck with that, too!!! 🙂
OMG… Agnes!! You are officially my hero!! what you are doing is complete freedom and sooooooooo AWESOME!! I'm jelly! :))
I wish you and your friend all the best during this amazing adventure. BE SAFE!!!!
and what's with only 3 undies/t-shirts.. but yet you also pack 3 sunglasses?? LOL
I mean…..first the triatholon and now this!! you do rule!!…. and rock too! :)))
Bon Voyage! We'll miss you while you're gone and we'll probably be haters on the fact that you're out there doing what we all wish we could do.
Tips:
While pasting yourself might sound like fun, you might want to PACE yourself…
-fred